You say “Allo, aloe” four times a day…in a terrible accent [FACT: day 3 and I still crack myself up!]
You lie on your bed, naked, slathered in aloe, cursing the fan for the windy pain it’s inflicting
You thank your lucky stars that you were too lazy to flip over and burn BOTH sides of your body
Underwear and leg-shaving are optional…as in not.going.to.happen.anytime.soon
You look forward to the peeling process, because then, it doesn’t hurt anymore. Right? Tell me I’m right!
So – turns out that piling on the sunscreen twice in three hours is NOT ENOUGH. At least for this lady whose skin hadn’t seen the sun since summer of 2011. Yes…remember when I was this pregnant last summer?
Yup. Last summer was all air conditioning and Oreos. The good ol’ days.
So now the sun has been seen and kids – it ain’t pretty. I’m a Southern amateur…all over again.